swedish bedford

a derogatory name for scania trucks, scania being swedish and bedford being an unpleasant english truck from yesteryear.

the gearbox on this swedish bedford is playing up again

by gussy finknottle July 20, 2011

Swedish Fiddler

Teabaging the Large Hadron Collider.
It's like getting your ticklebag jostled while jerking off to naked pictures of god.

The occasional Swedish Fiddler is the only reason i agreed to work on this underground doomsday machine.

by kidmash September 29, 2010

Swedish Jesus

Technically, Opeth's lead vocalist, guitarist and songwriter, Mikael Åkerfeldt.

"After listening to Orchid, I feel blessed by Swedish Jesus."

by Ms.MT December 26, 2011

swedish pinwheel

when a guy is hanging upside down from a ceiling fan and a girl is blowing him.

"DOOD, I met this crazy kinky girl who gave me a swedish pinwheel man! All the blood from my head went straight to my cock, greatest hard-on ever"

by frannyglass January 26, 2010

Swedish Meatball

A sex act wherein the male ejaculates onto the females face, wipes it up with his scrotum and the female proceeds to suck them clean.

"Dude, I gave her the Swedish meatball and she went nuts"

"Becky over there is a FIEND for Swedish Meatballs"

by Xerxikun June 19, 2008

swedish spelunker

the art of giving a guy oral intercourse and deepthroating his cock to the point where it causes the person to upchuck on said cock. after which the man proceeds to anally penetrate the person using the fresh puke as lubrication.

zach likes giving swedish men swedish spelunkers in sweden on swedish holidays.

by Shannon & Spencer March 12, 2008

Swedish Fish

A prime example of the Swedish spirit. To make so much, with so little. Red candies with one singular taste, that never the less remain absolutely delicious from start to finish. Seriously, I'd eat a Swedish bitches herps if she told me they were Swedish Fish.

"Go grab me some Swedish Fish, you fuckin' prick."

by Dr. Goodethyme, PHd. March 6, 2007