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Sweden

Ahhh, Sweden

Positive

A country worth visting if you're a tourist, ok A TOURIST

Negative

Everyone is passive agressive, one of the most racist countries ever, Eveyone either suports Hitler, LGBTQ, communism, The aryan masterrace, Or let's all kinds of hoodlums roam the country then complain why hoodlums roam the country.

Please vote for SD so i can't get deported fuck this country's people exept it's landscape
Fellow cowboy: Well Howdy Jim'
Jim: Hey!
Fellow cowboy: imma move to sweden
Jim: Bro that's fucking great!

COUPLE OF YEARS LATER

Fellow cowboy on skype with Jim*

Jim: So how's sweden
Fellow cowboy : Hej, ut ur min land jävla invandrare, jag ska låta alla kriminella gå i mitt land medans jag skickar ut dom utbildade och normala för dom kommer från ett land jag inte gillar
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Sweden

A fuck ton of depressed, freezing, musical people with a coffee addiction. Also the country looks like a big ol schlong.
I’m going to Sweden to feel worse. Wanna come?
by holger örn February 2, 2021
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Sweden

Meatball ,IKEA,and PewDiePie was born here... makes it more awesome
Someone :- Sweden?
Also someone:- DUDE! Ask the same question to your furniture.
by Hope it's all over September 14, 2020
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sweden swirl

When you go in the anus and spin around while inside creating a rubber band effect which will spin you around again.
Hot Girl #1 Can we do a sweden swirl?
Hot Male#1 Why not!
by kdbfifbqewbefid May 31, 2018
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Sweden

Sweden is now giving themselves a hard time because other countries do after being the country that didn't give in to the mass panic other countries did give in to. They are now convincing themselves they did something wrong because they are outnumbered by countries that gave in to mass panic, and thought the Swedes should do the same.
It's no wonder Sweden is neutral, the way they let other countries push them around, from policy to everything else. If you're going to do something you might as well keep sticking with it. The economy isn't good anywhere, so of course it's not going to be good in Sweden either. They'll have to fight just like any other country to keep sticking with what they're doing. They don't think they are better than anyone.
by The Original Agahnim August 23, 2021
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Sweden the pot

What you say to a gal with small boobs who offers to let you "squeeze theeze" in exchange for a favor dat she's asking of you; your meaning is dat you wish her to fetch a more-amply-endowed female like da women in Northern-European regions, so dat you can sample HER "merchandise" instead, better satisfying your softness-thirsting hands and thus making you feel more willing to accommodate da "original" chick's request.
Directing a flat-bosomed gal to "Sweden the pot" in response to her "You may feel me up as reimbursement for your assisting me" proposal may indeed gain you more pleasure immediately and "up-front" (pun not intended, but it certainly works here, since a fuller-chested lady possesses more kneadable deliciousness "up front"), but it will likely make da less-buxom chick feel insulted and inadequate, and therefore less likely to want to continue associating with you in a friendly way --- she will resentfully/disgustedly feel as if all you care about is da volume and firmness of a female's ta-tas, rather than da size of her heart.
by QuacksO January 6, 2023
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