shitzen

when you are running real fast to the bathroom but let a little shit slide out.

"Holy god! I just had to shitzen, and it's not my fault! Damn you Drew Carrey!"

by T-Bass January 4, 2008

skitzen

1. Referring to an idiot-like person.

"You are a total skitzen"

"Why are you a total skitzen?"

"People are such skitzens."

by annonman February 23, 2008

spitzed on

led down the WALK OF SHAME when your husband is FORCED to confess his hooker obsession

After my husband was drugged and robbed in our apartment by a hooker, he had to file a police report and confess his "indiscretions". The police took the co-op's security video and suddenly everyone knew he paid for sex with strangers. And me? I was spitzed on! Pushed down the WALK OF SHAME. It was HIS dirty laundry, but people stared at ME.

by VIZMA March 12, 2008

Sitzkreig

Describes the behaviour of German tourists who arise at the crack of dawn on holiday or vacation to rush down to the pool or beach in order to reserve a lounge chair for themselves.

Because of the Sitzkreig down at the beach, the non-German tourists were forced to lay on their towels or blankets.

by Tom de Plume July 30, 2009

skitzo mofo

An individual with the characteristics of being a pschytsophrenic motherfucker.

That bitch stole my ham sandwhich, what a skitzo mofo!

by Autumn Nolan December 16, 2008

shitzin

That you're cool and fun to be around!! You are the bomb!!

John, (life of the party) is making everybody laugh and is definitely the shitzin.

by Pete Freely January 12, 2010

Shitzkrieg

When that extra sauerkraut you ordered for your hotdog decides to invade and blast through your intestines in a rather quick manner. Your asshole will feel like it just had a close-up in the weirdest of weird german porn movies.

Said to be especially nasty when you're wasted on german beer.

Grandson: Damn krauts shitzkrieged my fucking ass last night...

Polish Grandpa: I feel ya, boy. I feel ya.

by KaiserSJ October 6, 2016