Steven

The man with the largest dick (in length AND girth) you'll ever encounter.
Emily- "Steven has the biggest cock I've ever seen!"
*Shows Picture*
Mary- "WOW! That's a huge dick!!"
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n. a person who constantly hangs around another group of people in order to boost his pride up. Thinks that everyone is on good terms with him, but in reality are just weirded out. Common habits include: posting constantly on Myspace bulletins, instant IM'ing people, and freeloading. Usually possesses a deformed head and a lisp. See also: 10. leech
"Here comes the Steven."
"Man that ****ing leech."

A Steven: "hEY guYs!"

"(GET AWAY!)"
by "Mary" had a Little Lamb November 21, 2006
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A prick with a big ego and a small penis
by Okurtdude August 20, 2018
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A terrible human being that likes to manipulate his girlfriend and make her feel like she does everything wrong. And then just dumps her heart into the trash and move on with life as if nothing happened.
“You see that ugly ass fish?”

“Oh are you talking about Steven?”
by Darlinduckie July 22, 2019
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A person that is mentally retarded with an orange skin color, usually shy when it comes to talking to women and has never had a girlfriend. He looks like an Orangutan and always references Marvel.
by Kvng_Ykxl April 22, 2019
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A weed-smoking spoilt brat that does nothing else than post pictures of him either smoking it or rolling it.
Also infected with an obnoxious disease called k-itis (replys to everyone with just a singular letter but is butthurt when someone else does it or when he doesn't get the attention he expects)
That steven guy is at it again...
by Xerd January 03, 2017
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