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Steamy pants

When someone's pants are said to be steaming, either through having shit themselves or through being phenominally attractive.
I'd love to get into her steamy pants

or

He should go change his steamy pants
by CapitateEdd February 4, 2012
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Steamy Ceaser

A steamy ceaser occurs when performing a hot lettuce and the female assumes the hiking position and prepares to receive the dressing. The Male positions himself behind and quickly and forcefully empties an entire bottle if ceaser dressing into the woman's anus. Immediately following, the woman sits on his erect penis and bounces vigorously, in order adequately toss the internal salad. Once both parties believe the ceaser is adequately mixed, the woman stands above the man's face and releases it eloquently into his open mouth. The woman then finalizes this masterpiece by forcefully shoving a fist full of croutons in the man's face while shouting "Hail Ceaser".
While in the emergency room Sally's doctor asked "can you tell me what happened here?" To which she replied "well sir, this was my first steamy ceaser."
by CEASER THE BUTT WARRIOR November 21, 2018
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Steamy Sasso

The act of defacating on your sexual partners face, then plastic wraping it on.
She was such a freak in bed and she liked to be Steamy Sasso'd
by froggy486 June 25, 2010
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Steamy weasel

Shit in a condom, freeze it then fuck your girl with it
I gave her the old steamy weasel last night
by Steamy June 24, 2016
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Steamy jim

The act of coughing upon a bootyhole then having one's face farted on
She bent over over and I spread her cheeks and

he coughed on her supple booty hole then she repaid the favor by farting in his face hence giving a steamy jim
by Steamy jim February 10, 2023
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Steamy Pumpkin

Shitting on someones face, then painting them like a jack-o-lantern, this works even better if they happen to be a ginger.
Man, i tried a steamy pumpkin last night.....im ashamed......
by Titsgizzle December 9, 2010
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Steamy Creamy

The act off taking an explosive pudding poop then having the steam slowly rise up out of the bowl.
I ate way too much Taco Bell today, I'm definitely going to have to take a steamy creamy shortly
by CPD2011 May 11, 2011
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