steamboat salad

You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.

Once upon a time I took your mom to dinner and steamboat salad your mom

by miles davis5678485 February 15, 2014

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steamboat package

Very similar to the Steamboat, however this includes the girl sucking your package while sticking your ass in a girls breasts and fart. Related to the motorboat. Not to be confused with the hot carl or the cleveland steamer.

My girlfriend and I had Mexican food this evening, perfect opportunity to do the Steamboat Package.

by TheHubShow September 30, 2017

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avocado steamboat

When you go vegan for a month and have someone toss your salad while you fertilize their throat.

Going vegan isn't worth it unless you've got someone to give you an avocado steamboat

by GreenGuy69 August 10, 2017

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Carolina Steamboat Repo

Whilst fucking her in the ass, you take a hit of the cigarette you’ve been smoking, spread her ass cheeks, blow into asshole and you wait for her to fart it back out into your mouth.

I hit her with that Carolina Steamboat Repo last night.

She said her ass hasn’t burnt that bad since Tyrell came through with another classic Carolina Steamboat Repo.

by Hotboy_666 March 03, 2018

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Steamboat Clown Hat

Arose in Steamboat, Colorado due to the large number of young males and small number of young, nubile women. It desciribes the women that are earthy, hippie types that prefer not to shave or trim their pussy hair (and often their legs or underarms). If their hair sticks out from the sides of their panties, it is like a clown hat like where the clown has big hair sticking out the sides of his hat and all around his head.

Tom: Man, how was that chick last night?
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.

Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!

by jmo12345 February 12, 2013

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