statisticating

The understanding and study of NBA and NFL fantasy statistics. How each team determines the over all score.

"I hope you are statisticating your teem well. If not I'm going to CRUSH you this week!"

by alonadawn January 26, 2015

statiosexual

A form of sexual orientation characterized by a strong attraction to inanimate objects.

I sure wish they would legalize statiosexual marriage so I could marry my toaster.

by Abigail Lemonparty July 16, 2015

Statistical anomaly

An extremely rare occurrence.

Jody is a statistical anomaly because despite how he is "that guy", who is gorgeous, smart, funny and successful, he has not found the right girl. It is a statistical anomaly that he would be single given how perfect he is.

by SAMSAM8999 March 14, 2018

Static Negativity

When you experience a situation where someone speaks with a slight heart every time they open their mouth, and your eyes automatically fade into the background.

“...the other day I was reading a post from someone on Facebook, and I immediately fell into an anxious state because there was so much static negativity bouncing off of their words”

by Blah Blah Blahnick December 20, 2018

statical

an adjective which describes a person who cannot do many things but is very good at doing the few things they can

wow, you are so statical

by Card houses December 21, 2021

StaticMonkey

A person that likes to be shocked

Your a staticMonkey.

by Dapoggster May 22, 2023

Ass static

Farting, especially over the phone and/or holding up the phone to one's ass whilst farting

Dude, was that ass static, or just bad reception?

by ceremyjohen February 8, 2012