[static]

a word used when someone either says or does something repetitively to the point where the action or phrase is getting old (annoying).

Yo, static wit all dat shit.
Static, or imma bust a cap.

by T-Coles March 19, 2008

Static Nothing

To describe something that just doesn't exist.
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An area in between space and time that holds the being named SuRReal.
The area consists of nothing but static.

These chips have a flavor that tastes like static nothing.

You've fallen into the static nothing.

by CHAMPAL July 15, 2022

Static-ninja11

A simp who plays 2k

Wow that's a static-ninja11 move

by Daniel 2 the electric boogaloo September 12, 2020

Staticing

The point when you are so drunk or high, when you look at a blank space and see static as if you were looking at an old tv that you had to slap every 5 minutes,

Dude. Im staticing man, I need to pass out.

by Drunkaholic August 12, 2012

Static head

Receiving a blowjob/tongue whilst not moving.

Hey babes, fancy giving me some static head?

by Adrian Boniecki January 23, 2018

Static

When there's a shitty snow channel or there's Just a storm Outside and you want to kill everyone in existance because you cannot watch the new episode of that show that you really like

!!!!!!!!!Ugh there's A STATIC on (insert cannel name here), I. Hate. Static. F**K EVERYTHING

by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017

Static void order

A hidden order that cuts balls of people who type first in comments.

Static void order here to take your balls.

by CodeE3501 January 7, 2025