Static

To cause trouble or beef.
“Don’t start none, won’t be none.”

“If you don’t start no static, there won’t be none. And I don’t have to put you on the run.”

by NJSDEF July 8, 2019

Static

Static is when someone gives another person a dirty look, they want static, they want drama, static is just a look a person gives another person as if they want something from that person

Melissa: “aye yo Judith giving u static”

Amanda: “if Judith wants static she can have it”

by yeaboi772 April 8, 2019

static

to be or to appear very attractive and stiffy

damn that girl over there is looking mad static

by floppy slippers June 23, 2016

static dump

It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.

Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!

by GardenGateKeeper April 17, 2016

Static head

Receiving a blowjob/tongue whilst not moving.

Hey babes, fancy giving me some static head?

by Adrian Boniecki January 23, 2018

static-stochastic

Proposal that causation is a momentum and not a force.

Furthermore that causation is not evenly distributed.

Static-stochastics says that causation is not a force, some correlations are more causative than other correlations, and that causation is actually a momentum

by fightfacilities November 5, 2020

its static

when it’s tension in the air and you’ll be damned a mf come to you with the bs

I swear if that n*gga come up to me its static

by Yomajj May 2, 2021