Static

Having beef with someone

1. You want static
2. If you want static come shoot it

by Zooooted September 11, 2020

Static-ninja11

A simp who plays 2k

Wow that's a static-ninja11 move

by Daniel 2 the electric boogaloo September 12, 2020

static-stochastic

Proposal that causation is a momentum and not a force.

Furthermore that causation is not evenly distributed.

Static-stochastics says that causation is not a force, some correlations are more causative than other correlations, and that causation is actually a momentum

by fightfacilities November 5, 2020

static

to be or to appear very attractive and stiffy

damn that girl over there is looking mad static

by floppy slippers June 23, 2016

static dump

It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.

Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!

by GardenGateKeeper April 17, 2016

Static head

Receiving a blowjob/tongue whilst not moving.

Hey babes, fancy giving me some static head?

by Adrian Boniecki January 23, 2018

Staticing

The point when you are so drunk or high, when you look at a blank space and see static as if you were looking at an old tv that you had to slap every 5 minutes,

Dude. Im staticing man, I need to pass out.

by Drunkaholic August 12, 2012