dick on a stick

A corn dog, usually from a Marine Corps chow hall.

After we got out of the field, 1stSgt. sent us to the chow hall for dinner. They were out of everything but Dick on a stick! What a rip off!

by mysticalkey August 15, 2006

fat on a stick

derived from the ancient delicacy of pepperettes, which are intensely fat-laden mini-pepperoni sausages.

boy: Hey mom, can I have a fat on a stick?
mother: Go ahead son

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005

Christ on a stick

frustrated exclamation, usually referring to one's own crappy luck

Awww, christ on a stick! my megabytes have been st0l3d again

by Guns July 22, 2004

sex on a stick

A very sexy person, someone you want to screw right away if you weren't in public and out of their league.

Mmmmm, that guy is so sex on a stick! I just want to rip his clothes off and ride him like a cowgirl...

by Kenari Marks November 21, 2004

Condom on a Stick

Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.

I've got a condom on a stick!!!!

by RJ August 1, 2004

brain on a stick

An intelligent person who lacks emotion or social skills.

David aced the GMAT's but at parties he's just a brain on a stick, standing in the corner pretending to examine the ficus.

by billg September 11, 2005

moon on a stick

phrase used widely by teenagers and young adults in the mid 90s as it was made popular by the comedy geniuses Stew Lee & Richard Herring.
they used it mostly in the second series of their hit tv & radio show 'Fist of Fun'.
It means basically to want everything, if you want the moon on a stick then you want everything, including things you can't have.

Rich: you wanted the moon on a stick...well look! i went up and got it for you!

Stew: but i don't want it!

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds January 1, 2005