Squeak

When your ass tightens out of disgust so much that it make a squirrel or mouse noise, often referred to a “squeak”

“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”

by anonymous September 21, 2021

Bubble and Squeak

Another way of saying Champagne.

"Let's open a bottle of bubble and squeak!"

by Rekt08 June 29, 2018

Squeaking

two lesbians with virtually no pubic hair scissoring, resulting in much squeaking.

"Uggh. Maribeth we're Squeaking again."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Squeaked

To take, or reduce.

The IRS squeaked my bank account.

The teacher will squeak my cell phone if I use it in class.

I’m will be squeaking $15 per month per subscription.

by The Who Now? April 21, 2024

moonwalk squeak

1. what happens when someone tries to moonwalk with wet and/or brand-new shoes.
2. when someone tries to attempt something cool and fails miserably.

Jeff: Did you see Joe try to do a backflip off of the fence?
Sam: Dude. Total moonwalk squeak

by electromancerOmniscient February 16, 2015

squeak of shame

The squeak made by the stall door when entering or exiting the stall to take a dump. The squeak of shame is often avoided by faking a pis.

There was another person in the restroom so Ron faked a pis until they left to avoid the squeak of shame.

by Stall Master April 14, 2010

poop squeak

Like a command from the poop deck that is almost just a squeak. Having no guts and no glory.

His voice was like a squeak because of his fear of the enemy. He was just a poop squeak.

by websteroforegon January 14, 2007