Pagosa Springs

A sunny place for shady people

Pagosa Springs is still so sunny even with all these shady people!

by Plasma Kitten January 25, 2017

Colorado Springs

The act of ejaculating into ice trays and freezing them for later use in an associate's drink.

Rob: Hey man my drink tastes salty?
Me: oh yeah that's my famous coke and Colorado springs.
Rob: Oh good I thought you had just regular came in this.

by gingervitous December 5, 2013

Palm Springs

Hell, well pretty darn close to it in the summer. In the "winter" lots of old rich people visit and drive slow. Best place to torture a teenager because there is nothing to do. The strip has been dead for 15 years. Everyone is asleep by 8 because 90% of the people are over the age of 95.

Person 1: Hey your from Palm Springs? Katy Perry mentions Palm Springs in her new song California Girls.

Person 2: Yea I cant understand why that place is a hellhole. Old people go there to die.

by It's time to move. December 18, 2010

Dripping Springs

A suburb of Austin, Texas. Drippings Springs is the home of the Tigers (also called the Drippin' Tigers). Which is weird. It was a pretty great place to grow up!

I used to live in Dripping Springs. Dripping Springs is southwest of Austin.

by mamacrista December 29, 2008

Yellow Springs, Ohio

One of the few places left where all the bullshit we were taught in school about freedom actually holds true. On the weekends you will find the financial prisoners of Dayton and its greater burbs travel to YS in an effort to escape the grind they worked so hard to join. A place where no one gives a shit about careers, condos or clothing. Conservatives dare not tread for it's citizens threaten the fabric of their very souls with words like: why? and why not?

Visitor: "A nice town with hiking, biking and no Wal-Mart?, I should tell my mistress and bring my kids on my next weekend with them...if I could only remember their names?"

Yellow Springs, Ohio resident: "you'll get used to that memory loss, we all do"

by ys resident July 20, 2011

Manitou Springs

A mountain-side community built on the base of the infamous Pike's Peak of Colorado Spring, named after Chief Manitou, of the resident Native American tribe. The locals are spawned down from communes of hippies and nature fanatics from decades past. In the summer they generate a wealthy sum of income through thousands of tourists that flock from states and different nations alike. Half a day is all you need to do everything worth doing in Manitou.

Tourist: Hey man, do Manitou Springs hippies always walk up to you and start talkin' about wierd shit?
Native: Uh, yeah, that's all they do, really. They say they camer here many eons ago, on a giant, psychedelic spaceship, on a mission for intergalactic peace! ...And they wanted to harvest some weed.

by Kit-Kat-Katsu-chan March 1, 2011

Yellow Springs, OH

One of the few places left where all the bullshit we were taught in school about freedom actually holds true. On the weekends you will find the financial prisoners of Dayton and its greater burbs travel to YS in an effort to escape the grind they worked so hard to join. A place where no one gives a shit about careers, condos or clothing. Conservatives dare not tread for it's citizens threaten the fabric of their very souls with words like: why? and why not?

Visitor: "A nice town with hiking, biking and no Wal-Mart?, I should tell my mistress and bring my kids on my next weekend with them...if I could only remember their names?"
Yellow Springs, OH resident: "you'll get used to that memory loss, we all do"

by AmericanFreedom41 July 20, 2011