splinter cell

fuckin greatest game ever.

sam fisher is a splinter cell in the greatest game ever.

by Nick April 4, 2005

slunt

A person who is both a slut and a cunt.

The overachieving slunt in my class decided to fuck the professor and the dean.

by Robert Haudoin December 11, 2003

Head Splinter

A painfully annoying song that gets stuck in your head, in extreme cases, impeding everyday tasks.

I've got "I don't feel like dancing" stuck in my head, it's a real head splinter!!

by TC99 December 26, 2009

Sluntch

Noun: A dirty, nasty, super bitch! Slunch is a combination of slut, cunt, and bitch.

"I can't believe that sluntch Jovy won't let the father of her latest child see him!"

by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008

splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

by violethaze August 6, 2008

splinting

Assisting the body's pushing out poop/stool by inserting a finger in the vagina and pushing on the vaginal wall toward the rectum.

"Sometimes it is difficult to have a bowel movement without straining," the University of Michigan Health System write in their explanation of the process. "Perianal Pressure/Splinting is a way to help move the stool out of the anal canal."

by LightningBug February 20, 2021

Taco Slunt

Derogatory slang for a lesbian who is being a slutty cunt.

Man, Jessica is being a real taco slunt today!

by Booz Allen's Hamiltons November 1, 2010