splow

the release of beer as a funny joke was told

Timothy splowed beer after he found out his girlfriend was really a male

by hektor de la weba March 11, 2008

splow

weed + tobacco = spliff

spliff + blow = splow

Those seven spainards just sparked two splows, lets try and cop some drags nigga

by europa-steez August 11, 2010

splonking

the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.

So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.

by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008

spowned

so powned....just a variation of owned

Yo i just cam up behind u and spowned u in HALO.

by Ryan December 23, 2004

Yoinky sploinky

A male climax reached through a handjob

Ay bro. Did Debra make you yoinky sploinky last night?

by Jake State Farm April 7, 2021

sploon45

a noob at starkingdoms

common insult: your networth is lower than sploon45's

(ie, very low.)

by stuarto April 11, 2004

Splon

a super sexy chick who loves to have a good time with older men. she will make you laugh and has a beautiful smile.

if you see a sexy girl with a great smile she has to be a splon

by Sam Jo May 28, 2008