Splodge

A small, wet mass of any sort, or the onomatapeic word for the noise it makes. Also a shortened form of Sploodge.

That paint fell from the ceiling and landed with a splodge.

If you're going to buttfuck me at least clean up your Splodge.

by Testes_tony July 19, 2003

'splodinity

'splodinity
The belief in a higher force or entity that 'sploded or continues 'splodin beyond what we perceive as the physical world.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.

Claire performed her morning ritual - "the prayer of 'splodinity" and rolled a couple of gunpowder kegs down the driveway.

by GoughMan July 26, 2009

Sploaner

A made-up word that Ben uses sometimes as an adjective

"Man, that guy is such a sploaner."

by JoeyWhoLikesPancakes March 17, 2013

Sploinky Doinky

stealing in discord slang

"bruh imma hit a sploinky doinky on that guy"
"oh no! someone hit a sploinky doinky on me"

by Tainted Farmer December 7, 2022

Yoinkety sploinkety

Yoinkety sploinkety is a slang term for vehicular manslaughter.

“Oh look, theres a gay guy crossing the street! I’m about to pull a yoinkety sploinkety.”

by Alberth Einstain February 7, 2022

splode

When you make someone laugh so hard they throw up.

"We got that guy to splode by telling him we saw a fart!"

by Rev. Link March 15, 2008

sploik

The sound jizz makes as it shoots out the end of your tugging, pulsing, turgid rod.

Thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half - SPLOIK!

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005