When your relationship is not ideal and you want attention from elsewhere, you may seek a spite flirt.
I went to a Belgian bar and used the excuse of discussing beer flavours to spite flirt with the bar tender.
by J Bell C 14 May 19, 2018
Get the Spite flirtmug. Used in many ways for HATEFUL endeavors is this SPITE INSTRUMENT which because of it WARS ON PLANET EARTH will never stop in many ways.
People who market the SPITE INSTRUMENT when you enter their surroundings (YOUR MINEFIELD) can set it up for THINGS ARE IN PLACE as let's get this ASSH0LE.
To use a SPITE INSTRUMENT you must deploy the homo sapiens' BRAINS to properly administer BRAIN TORTURE.and ORCHESTRATE the PAIN EFFICIENTLY to the WOULD BE TARGET OR TARGRT.
YOU can virtually use anything for a SPITE INSTRUMENT as even a CUP OF COFFEE container identification sticker can have a profound effect of hatred.
People who market the SPITE INSTRUMENT when you enter their surroundings (YOUR MINEFIELD) can set it up for THINGS ARE IN PLACE as let's get this ASSH0LE.
To use a SPITE INSTRUMENT you must deploy the homo sapiens' BRAINS to properly administer BRAIN TORTURE.and ORCHESTRATE the PAIN EFFICIENTLY to the WOULD BE TARGET OR TARGRT.
YOU can virtually use anything for a SPITE INSTRUMENT as even a CUP OF COFFEE container identification sticker can have a profound effect of hatred.
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 10, 2021
Get the SPITE INSTRUMENTmug. by jmpart2 January 2, 2025
Get the Spite Tokmug. The act of creating a playlist on Spotify out of sheer rage, due to one of the following 13 reasons:
1) You can't figure out how Spotify works.
2) Your favourite brand is getting a new minimalist design.
3) I'm looking at you, Discord...
4) You found some bitch at the club.
5) La La Land.
6) Your goldfish drowns.
7) Your mom.
8) A lemon person has threatened to turn your girlfriend into broth.
9) Edward.
10) Your friend made a deez nutz joke.
11) What do you call a dinosaur that like flies and breathes fire?
12) DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE-
13) You will never know the epic highs and lows of high school football.
1) You can't figure out how Spotify works.
2) Your favourite brand is getting a new minimalist design.
3) I'm looking at you, Discord...
4) You found some bitch at the club.
5) La La Land.
6) Your goldfish drowns.
7) Your mom.
8) A lemon person has threatened to turn your girlfriend into broth.
9) Edward.
10) Your friend made a deez nutz joke.
11) What do you call a dinosaur that like flies and breathes fire?
12) DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE-
13) You will never know the epic highs and lows of high school football.
Person 1: "That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
Person 2: "I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs for my nana!"
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll start spite playlisting..."
Person 2: "I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs for my nana!"
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll start spite playlisting..."
by LennyPhoenix May 14, 2021
Get the Spite Playlistingmug. A donation made to a cause out of spite. Sometimes made in the name of the person you were arguing with about a subject, to the cause that person was against.
I made a spite donation in Kelly's name to Planned Parenthood after Kelly made insensitive and false remarks about abortion in a Facebook group. In fact, I donated a dollar for every comment she made.
by Unicorn Sunshine September 5, 2022
Get the Spite donationmug.