When you have a few too many drinks at the bar and attempt to preform the spiderman on your woman, you end up throwing the jizz in your own face
I preformed a Drunkin Spiderman last night when I got home wasted from a bar. I was doing my wife, and right before I was gonna finish, I pulled out to preform the Spiderman; but b/c I was so drunk I accidently threw the jizz in my own face instead of hers
by VARCAN December 14, 2008
Get the Drunkin Spiderman mug.Pull this one out after your wife, gf, or sloot won't give it up. Wait until your girl is sound asleep, then get ready to bring out your inner marvel. Run to to a local Walmart and buy a spider man mask, then go back home. Start cranking it to some bbw pornog and bust a nut into your hand. Yeah its gross, but we all got a little viking blood in us. Put on your mask and meet your sweetie at her bedside. Yell "Mary Jane" as loud as you can until she looks up at you. Throw your spider web load in her face and run out the door. Be sure to have your index, pinky, and thumb out while your doing, just like your friendly neighbor Spiderman
My girl was pissed and wasn't given it up last night, so I gave her The Spiderman and now I have a restraining order
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Get the Spiderman mug.it is the same as the spiderman but insted of throwing your cum you slap her across the face with your cum filled hand.
mary jane told spiderman she didnt give head so he pulled out and gave her an angry spiderman... now she knows better
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Get the angry spiderman mug.An addendum to the method of performing the Spiderman below. When completing the Spiderman (flinging the "web" into the girl's face), you must make the appropriate Spiderman hand gesture AND voice Spidey's famous web noise - THWIPP! Immediately web swinging away is recommended (for added effect throw in a Spidey catch phrase or witicism).
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