Marvel's Spider Man 2

The best superhero video game of all time anyone who says otherwise is wrong the only game that comes close is Batman Arkham City but still not quite as good play this game if you havent already and if you dont have a PS5 wait for the PC release.

Person 1: Play spider man game its so good
Person 2: No its dogshit i dont have money
Person 1: Trust me bro
Person 2: ok..
....Person 2 plays Marvel's Spider Man 2...
Person 2: Wow this game is so good

Person 1: Ik right told you so

by BBVIII October 23, 2023

Spider-Man mobile

The explaining of something that completely non- existent.

Roots of Word
(Mattel Toys in 2004 introduced a "Spider-Man Mobile" where you could put your Spider- Man inside to drive around the Spider-Man mobile. {I chose the Spider-Man mobile because Spider-Man does not drive a friggin' car. He can bloody webswing for F**** Sake! Therefore the Spider-Man mobile should be non- existent also he never drove a 'mobile' because he was too povvo to afford even the simplest of 4- wheeled vehicles})

I hope I have enlightened you

Guy 1: He has low self- esteem!
Guy 2: Nah, His self- esteem is like a Spider-Man mobile, not there!
Guy 1: Ha Ha

by Jack De August 14, 2008

Spider-Man Grip

The position of female masturbation/fingering in which her middle and index finger are moved consistently inside of her vagina in a trigger movement, resembling the finger movement that Spider-Man uses to shoot webs (this position can also be used by a male to the female).

-Person 1: I walked in on her spider-man grip fingering herself HARD dude
-Person 2: wow. H O T.

by super mega masturbator oarlock October 4, 2018

Spider-Man: No Way Home

ok so I watched this movie twice at the cinema and let me fucking tell you this it was absolutely fucking AMAZINGGGGGGF brooooooo GO WATCH IT IF U HAVENT ALREADY!!! (No spoiling pls if u have) I have no words I am beyond flabbergasted and and and and and and uhhmmm YEAHHH IT WAS SO GOOD UGH 😩😩😩😩 *cums*

Me: Yo bro you seen the new Spider-Man: No Way Home ?

Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?

Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*

Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*

by swaggiestkylefp December 30, 2022

Spider-Man That Hoe you

it is when you are jerking off and right before you nut u nut in your hand then you rub your hand on girls face and you run off like webslinging

Spider-man that hoe you, One night stand, homeless people, thats

by Alenadro Jihad March 6, 2008

Who is the REAL Spider-Man?

The REAL Spider-Man is a Man, Born June 1st, 1984. He is Mulatto (Half Persian, half Cameroonian!) Majored in Psychology, majors in Medicine, currently fighting crime in Romania, he is a proficient speaker of over half a dozen languages, excels at a multitude of sports, including but not limited to, arm-wrestling, MMA, table-tennis, just to name a few. He is the second in a sibship of 6 brothers, and is hiding in plain site, affectionately refered to as Spidey! He is also an avid guitar and chess player.

Who is the REAL Spider-Man? Well, he is responsible for stopping criminals in more counties than one! Sometimes leading to their arrests! At times having to combat several enemies at once, he always emerges victorious.

by Spideyace October 26, 2011

Spider-Man: Commits Tax Fraud

Probably a film worthy of the name perfection. A film that basically throws every other movie down the toilet. A film that makes Avengers Endgame look like a home movie. This movie went down as the first 200% film on Rotten Tomatoes.

God damn, that new film was incredible.

What was it called?
Spider-Man: Commits Tax Fraud

by Men? February 19, 2020