Sorry and shit

Sentence used to apologize for any situation were the outcome is negative for someone other than yourself.

Girl "you didn't meet me at the mall like you said you would."

Guy "sorry and shit."

Coined from Tech N9ne song.

by Lettanina March 27, 2009

I'm sorry but

A phrase people use when they're really passive aggressive and too cowardly to just admit that they're not really sorry. They tend to try to program potential friends to be their friends/slaves who don't even truly like them. Often, these losers phrases are used by controlling, manipulative, freaks.

Loser: "I'm sorry but, I want you to be my slave."
Winner: "F you, I am an American!"

by therealchronicles February 15, 2020

sorry game

The game is very simple, you have to get as many people to say sorry to you. Works best in a shop, walk past somebody "accidently" nudge into them, and they should say sorry. Points are won for every time somebody says sorry to you.

Quasim: Are we playing the sorry game?
BJ Cartlidge: Of course we are.

Quasim nudges into a randomer.

Randomer: Oh, sorry.
Quasim: It's quite alright dear.
BJ Cartlidge: So that's 1-0 to you.
Quasim: Yeah I am one of the best at this game, remember the other day when I won 3-1.
BJ Cartlidge: I do suck at it.

by KazZ! April 22, 2010

Oops Sorry

- Noun.
A man who got caught twice on Dateline NBC.
Most commonly used at Northville High school.

"Damnit David, you tipped over the hookah!"

"Oops Sorry."

by david engerer December 17, 2008

sorry joker

One who tries to be slick. A person who is a let down. Someone who is lazy. Anyone that doesn't do what they're told. Someone sneaky. Someone who doesn't do things the correct way. Someone lame. One that doesn't play their cards right.

Don't run, you sorry joker!

by Dustin b October 5, 2005

Sorry, what?

A phrase meaning that someone clearly wasn't listening to a single word you said. Suggests apathy, bad hearing, or simply not giving a shit.

"Dude, do you want to build a snowman?"
"Sorry, what?"

"You got any idea when that chem homework's due?"
"Sorry, what?"

"Nice to meet you."
"Sorry, what?"

by Hulkbusted November 2, 2014

Sorry mate!!!

Baldie's apology when he almost comes within 10 feet of bumping into someone walking the other way. The words are preceded by a sudden and dramatic halt in which Baldie assumes the petrified stance of a person about to be run down by a tank: leaning back with hands up in a "please don't shoot, I'm an unarmed queer" gesture. This pathetic and unnecessary posture is made more ridiculous still by a facial expression of sheer terror, such as one might display when confronted by a rabid rhinoceros that has just eaten one's children.

Just saw Baldie in the corridor.

Did you talk to the twat?

No. He was about 20 metres away but appeared to believe he'd just knocked me over. He froze and shouted "Sorry mate!!!"

Fucking bent loser.

by Twaggy Smidgekin October 15, 2010