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Soft swinging

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Soft swinging is when two couples get together one or both partners of each couple “play” with a partner from the other couple, but no penetration occurs. Full on intercourse would make it hard swinging instead. If everyone only has sex with their own partner, but with the other couple present, that is more accurately called same-room sex or no-swap swinging.
My partner and I want to try soft swinging but we are afraid of full swaps.
by MisterCucumber April 18, 2023
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Chocolate Soft Serve

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A guy sits underneath a chicks asshole as she is about to let out a slimy shit like a soft serve dispenser. You pull her arm down as she shits like its dispensing ice cream into your mouth. She then gets a spoon and eats it out of your mouth.
Hey honey want desert?

Yeah I'm thinking Chocolate Soft Serve.

Sweet me too.
by xXSwaglord6969Xx October 28, 2014
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Last-Resort soft serve

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If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.
Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!
by Reed1103 April 25, 2019
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cleveland soft serve

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feeding your girlfriend half a laxitive for just the right consistancy, having her bend a fresh biscuit into a waffle cone.
it sure was hot out, i was sweating right through my motor oil stained wife beater. i had to get out of that damned sun or i would surely overheat. i looked to the house for shelter when i caught veronica in the kitchen window preparing a couple of cleveland soft serves, "i'm saved" i thought. i rushed to the door where she met me with the treats, "mmmm delish" i said right down to the extra nuts!
by billy bushka January 4, 2007
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A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.
"I gave my bitch some of my chocolate nut fudge soft serve last night."
by Pilotwings87 December 3, 2007
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soft spot

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soft spot - when you have a small amount of feeling towards another but it goes no further then friends
jessica has a soft spot for lewis
by abidabby July 20, 2018
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soft school

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noun. Refers to people interested more in fun and self-indulgence than in hard pursuits like politics, academia, or athletics. A flirt. Someone lacking firm convictions. Derivative of Nanpa Japanese group dating.
I'm smart, but rather than applying myself I'm considering becoming a member of the soft school.
by pixiedow December 2, 2009
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