Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.
by Midnight Noon February 28, 2018
Get the ghetto snowboard mug.The sport of sledging combined with that of kayaking. usually done by students in winter when the rivers are either frozen or too cold to paddle. Involves sliding down a hill in a kayak using your paddle to steer the kayak away from obstacles such as trees and small children
by kayaker101 November 30, 2010
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by GeraldandGail March 14, 2017
Get the snowboobs mug.People who are the most arrogant and obnoxious people on the planet, when they're on the ski slope they think they're all Gods gift to the world.
If you find a ski slope that is not filled with people who think they're better than you because they can snowboard then you have found yourself a place of sheer heaven and happiness.
If you find a ski slope that is not filled with people who think they're better than you because they can snowboard then you have found yourself a place of sheer heaven and happiness.
Snowboarder 1: Hey, Get out my way dick. This is my slope and I own it.
Snowboarder 2: Hey, look at my. I'm the fucking best, i just went down that mountain. I can now climb Mount Everest with my eyes closed.
Snowboarder 3: I'm the best, everyone else is a peasant.
Normal person: What a bunch of dicks. I'll just go golfing instead. Fucking snowboarders.
Snowboarder 2: Hey, look at my. I'm the fucking best, i just went down that mountain. I can now climb Mount Everest with my eyes closed.
Snowboarder 3: I'm the best, everyone else is a peasant.
Normal person: What a bunch of dicks. I'll just go golfing instead. Fucking snowboarders.
by Shutupyou. January 17, 2011
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by kinghorsey January 5, 2009
Get the Snowbo mug.People from the South who don't know how to drive when it snows, so they get their long johns in a bunch whenever there is even a millimeter of snow on the roadway.
Those snowbie newbies down South don't know how to drive. But what did you really expect? They voted for George Bush.
by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010
Get the snowbie newbies mug.A sport that skiers are too afraid to try because they are a bunch of pussy ass bitches.Skiers won't mess with snowboards because they are chickens and a bunch of ass licking bitches.Snowboarders can beat the shit out of skiers.
Look at that bitchass skier he just got spayed because he's too afraid to have sex.That snowboarder also beat the shit outta him.Skiers are bitchass pussys.Skiers can kiss my ass.They are flat head freaks.
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