crotch snorkle

Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.

Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.

1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"

"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."

2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.

by auseyre December 6, 2009

salty snorkle

When a girl is giving head underwater and the man nuts in her mouth while she is still underwater

Last Saturday I gave my girl a salty snorkle

by Wtfjr November 26, 2017

Cock-snorkle

The act of giving felacio underwater.

She was eager to get to the pool so she could passionately cock-snorkle him.

by jolie seraphina December 27, 2017

flesh snorkle

a big ass nose so fucking big you use it to breath underwater.

"damn george, you have a fucking flesh snorkle!" "no i don't :("

by 242424242424242424oz July 17, 2021

snorgledorff

the act of poping underwater fart bubbles with your nose.

"Me and Julia were taking a romantic bath and she farted. I didn't want to ruin the mood so I performed a snorgledorff on that shit."

by Future Mr. X February 4, 2010

Snorklebeef

Derogatory for a giver of blowjobs. Useful when running low on insults or tired of using old stand-bys, such as "Don't be such a dick!"

Can you believe that guy? I caught him trying to look over the divider between urinals! What a snorklebeef!

by Sean66 September 22, 2005

snorkle

Laughter accompanied by an embarrassing snort

Ha ha! You snorkled!

by Dan345678 August 2, 2010