crumb snatcher

another word my mom uses for "child"

Get out of here, you little crumb snatcher!

by itsmaddylol April 12, 2011

looking snatched

Looking really good- makeup on point, perfect outfit, perfect hair

Damn, she's looking snatched

by Lookingsnatched101 October 17, 2017

wifey snatcher

someone that tries to steal another guy's wifey

Dayumm yo, David took Tyrone's wifey. He a ill wifey snatcher.

by EXCLUSiVEXX March 30, 2008

fuck satchel

Any bag-like enclosure used for the storage of fuck-pertinent paraphernalia that aids in a global pervasion of hot, nasty fucking.

AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.

"Hey Randall, go get my jumper cables out of the fuck satchel so we can plug in with the agony and the ecstacy and spray some fuck juices on each other."

by AssTrollProjection January 22, 2009

gammon satchel

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

Homo Satchel

A playful term used for a purse, bag, or satchel carried by a man which gives him the appearance of being gay.

Aaron: Hey, check out my new bag. The pleather shoulder strap makes it so comfortable to wear, and it goes with everything.

Levi: What bag? Oh, you mean that Homo Satchel! Do you use that to carry your tampons in?...Faggot

by Dirty Rogue October 21, 2009

snatchulence

flatulence of the snatch; fanny fart; a sudden and noisome expulsion of air from the clunge during a period of horizontal jogging on the cock slab.

Horatio's explosion within Gertrude's fun box was imminent, when her snatchulence suddenly robbed his member of its former rigidity.

by Unkleben June 16, 2007