budgie smugglers

men in speedos

nice pair of budgie smugglers

by Shags March 30, 2003

Philadelphia smuggler

While in the middle of banging the wife or significant other, with the lights out, during a postion switch, have a buddy take your place and finish the job.

" Last night me and my buddy did a Philadelphia smuggler on his wife."

by kick rocks August 7, 2006

Grape Smuggler

A man who elects to wear tight pants which are pulled up very high especially in the front. The high, tight pants causes the gentleman's genitalia to resemble two grapes being stowed in the crotch of the trousers .

Look at this grape smuggler, you can see his bag right trough his wranglers.

by Beckw/ September 26, 2008

fart smuggler

a fart that is held in the bowels of your anal cavity and is yet to be released till a more appropriate time.

i saw Hudson yesterday with Josh. they looked like total fart smugglers

by MC HUDMART November 14, 2010

budgie smugglers

A pair of really tight underwear or swimsuits that accentuate a guy's "package."

The guy on the beach over there should NOT be wearing budgie smugglers with that dad body!!

by Lostin513 January 26, 2017

cunt smuggler

A bull dyke. Wants a penis but sports a vagina. Disguises her lack of man junk by wearing loose-fitting slacks.

Get over it Rosie, you cunt smuggler, you'll never be able to fill a banana hammock.

by crbrdr May 29, 2009

queef smuggler

When you collect someones queef in a jar and release it in another room

Pippa was a known queef smuggler, she smuggled Mairianne's queef into the dining room last tuesday.

by Mr Q. Smuggler January 4, 2011