Smokey Biscuit

Usually poisonous and known to cause cancer, it is a chemical, herb, narcotic, or medicated substance packed into a cylindrical form that you light or inhale through smoking paraphernalia.
He pulled a smokey biscuit from behind his ear and placed it in his mouth. He searched for a lighter.

"Do you need a light?" she emerged with a lit match. The deliberate inversion of a subtle courtship signal was obvious, but an afterthought to the pang of addiction. Cupping his hands around the flame, he inhaled, deeply. "Thank you, so this is what it feels like to be a chick?"
She shook the flame from the match and tossed it in the ashtray.
Puffing in silence, their smoke thickened and curled around them like a wall of indifference. Eventually, she rubbed hers out with the toe of her red stiletto, he stamped out his, and they went back into the club.
by WiseCookie August 09, 2018
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Smokey Biscuit

She finished the smokey biscuit and rubbed it out with the toe of her stiletto.
by WiseCookie August 09, 2018
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Smokey Carpet

The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).
Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!
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smokey glaze

The act of soaking your pubes in lighter fluid, sucking yourself off while on fire and finishing on your face with a Smokey Glaze
"Oh man, last night I gave myself a smokey glaze. Best nut of my life.
by Contagion33 November 30, 2017
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Smokey Handcuffs

When you smoke so much weed you can't move your arms.
"Bruh, I tried to spank it...but the smokey handcuffs got me"
by MC sticky rice March 04, 2017
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Smokey's Tounge

Someone who has a shitty sense of taste
"Carl absolutely hated Celeste. I think he has a case of Smokey's Tounge
by Jerisush January 11, 2022
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takin' a smokey

When you are waiting to kill time after you get to work and drop a duece and getting paid for it.
Man that Homie be ALWAYS be Takin' A Smokey everytime he clocks into work.
by knightman23 April 12, 2014
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