smeg

The liquid part of cum like when you forget to shake the ketchup bottle and you get that liquidy water part of the ketchup. The smeg is the liquidy substance.

"Ah stahppp your smeg is all over my face!"
Also #smeg

by cum destroyer May 2, 2014

Smeg

somebody who needs a wash or doesn’t know how to wash properly

Sam:i stink
ally:ew you smeg

by kmc.x January 29, 2018

smeg tip

The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.

Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.

Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.

by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025

Smeg-Willy

The process of wiping your self made smeg across another individual’s ear or face, imitating the famous “wet- willy”

I just gave Sonny a sick smeg-Willy and he cried.

by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 8, 2023

smeg

A British exclamation used as a mild expletive.

Could ya chill a smeg down, woman?!

by Comcoy April 14, 2020

smeg

cheesy willy

nice cock but i did not like the smeg

by smeg master September 24, 2020