I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo

Just a word/phrase I always use when it is super hot. its like when oprahs on a food hiatus she sweats it out

Hey! Yo man it's hot up in here. I know dawg "I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo"!

by LOUWEEPSC05-06 September 8, 2016

sweating like a jew

Sweating like a Jew about to go into a concentration camp

He was so afraid the police pulled him over, he started sweating like a Jew.

by Kaiser1215 August 21, 2017

Blog Photo Smearing

Blog Photo Smearing is when one web site steals a photo from another and then ruins the photo by putting their web address all over the image. Since the Smearing web site never took the original photo, nor did they pay for it; they have no ownership rights over the photo. But by smearing the photo with their web address; they then make it seem like they were the first ones to post the image online. The biggest problem with smearing is that many people use these photos to make custom Wallpaper for Computers and Cell Phones. So when several different web sites steal the same photo and smear it, that photo is then made useless for Wallpaper. The second biggest problem with this is each web site resizes the photo to fit their own personal needs. This then causes quality issues, because each site is showing a different Scaled-Up or Scaled-Down version of the same photo. Even worse, some Celebrity bloggers like Perez Hilton steal photos and then smear them with completely unfunny and completely useless comments. Making Wallpaper creation impossible. Examples of this can be seen by visiting any of the Celebrity Image Blog web sites.

How the F**K can I make custom Wallpaper when every waste-of-space blogger keeps Blog Photo Smearing the same pictures?! Some of these stupid sites even smear their web address several times over the entire picture! It's not theirs to begin with; so tagging it as theirs doesn't actually make it belong to them!! And dumb ass Perez Hilton's stupid comments aren't even funny! He ruined a photo of Pamela Anderson by drawling a little guy saying "Help" between her boobs. Wow! Real creative!! I wish I could be that cleaver!! So there is one hundred sites; all sharing the same photo; but each tagging it as their own! F**KING pointless!! Thanks Jack Ass's!!!

by the2ndflood September 28, 2008

smexting

The act of sending a text message due to the boredom of standing outside due to smoking laws preventing indoor smoking.

John likes a puff once in a while, so he's currently outside smexting.

by Martin Ridd August 12, 2007

Affirmative Action Seating

When a stadium or an arena allocates (and reserves) seats in direct proportion to the demographic composition of a given region.

80,000 seats. 25% Far Eastern composition in let's say Cleveland, Ohio. 20,000 seats allocated to people who originate from the Far East based on Affirmative Action Seating.

by Daniel V. "The Unadiaper" October 10, 2006

Tooth Sweating

When one is in certain states of 'reality', numbness of the teeth can often feel like they are sweating

Man, I am so fuckin high the back of my teeth are sweatin'!

by that_loony October 7, 2003

sweating my cock

When someone wants a guy (sexually, romantically, whatever), they are sweating his cock.

Scott: You are totally sweating my cock, aren't you.

Liz: Shut up Scott.

Scott: You totally want me.

by [e-mail] November 11, 2007