slow simmer

When one defecates into a frying pan (or any other stove top accessory) and turns the stove on low overnight whilst the unsuspecting slumbering owners/residents are asleep unknowing of the demise of their kitchen. The smell lasts a few days depending on the duration of the "simmer"

Ryan decided that an "upper decker" was too juvenile, so he decided to pull a "slow simmer" to his good friend Dave.

by Rommie May 29, 2008

Slow bone

Make love. To bone ( to have sex ) slow with grt loving tender care. Long slow deep pumps. Sex that lasts longer than 20 min.

I never give my girl a quickie. I always slow bone that kitty.

by pradowhite72 June 1, 2015

delorean slow

Delorean fast is a misconseption becuase the american version of the DMC-12 had only 130 hp and could do 0-60 in 10.5 seconds.
The flames were casued by time travel.
If america didnt have stupid emissions laws it would have been 170 hp.

Damn ho, tell yo ride to go cause we creepin all delorean slow

by TDowns June 13, 2007

slow sex

When sex is more than just a physical activity

I think we've surpassed fwb.... We had slow sex.

by Ladymeeeee May 11, 2015

Porno Slow

When one individual views numerous amounts of pornography on a Personal Computer that so much spyware has been obtained, causing the computer to run drastically slower than optimum performance.

Ever since my brother used my laptop, my computer has been running porno slow.

by DCwhiteman August 21, 2011

Take it slow

When a guy/girl have been talking, feelings surface, but neither is ready to become a "couple".

So me and ____ have been really good friends, I told him how I felt, but he suggested we take it slow.

by piiglett. February 18, 2009

The Slow Bang

The act of sensual love making

Last night I gave my lady friend the slow bang.

by Shane Sellar September 23, 2005