To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.
by jmc October 15, 2002
Get the Shanghai Surprise mug.To vomit on one's own genitals while sitting on the toilet, naked, defecating.
Also can define a situation where one vomits at a wall in front of him while sitting on a toilet, naked, defecating, and it sprays back in his or her face.
Also can define a situation where one vomits at a wall in front of him while sitting on a toilet, naked, defecating, and it sprays back in his or her face.
"Wow John totally Shanghai-ed last night and left the bathroom in such a disgusting state that I threw up immediatly! AWESOME!"
by Gummy-Bear February 4, 2010
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When you discover that something you ordered off the internet turns out to be a cheap, made in China piece of crap. Also, when something you own, that was made in China breaks way too early.
Taylor: "Dude, I ordered this expensive set of chef's knives from this website. But when I got them, they were all flimsy and had cheap plastic handles."
Grant: "Oh man, you got Shanghaied."
Grant: "Oh man, you got Shanghaied."
by Roy D. Mercer September 30, 2008
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Get the shanghai'd mug.Historically the Paris or the New York of the Far East...now a poor man's Taipei. The Bund's still cool, but not as cool as before (too yuppified).
by Shanghai = over April 13, 2006
Get the Shanghai mug.A sexual maneuver in which a gentleman poops upon his partner and then uses his penis to fling said poop to and fro.
"Bro, I totally gave this chick a Shanghai steam shovel last night, bro"
"Dude, wash that shit off! Did you get any in her eye?"
"Dude, wash that shit off! Did you get any in her eye?"
by TheDregsofG-R-E-G November 4, 2011
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