teflon slacker

Someone who puts off not doing things no matter what significance it has, and when the last minutes comes, decides it wasn't all that important along. Someone not treatable by advisers, tutors, etc.

Studying is crap for me. I'm the teflon slacker.

by mattematics December 7, 2011

shaker heights

A suburb of Cleveland, Ohio which is a "bubble" in that it has an equal amount of black and white people. The school system is excellent, but the taxes are very high. Some of the areas are extremely upper class, while others are lower class. Known for its abundance of trees. Not incredibly exciting, but overall a great place to live.

Shaker Heights, Ohio is the best place around Cleveland to live because every other suburb around it is either all black or all white.

by mr. shoelace January 25, 2009

Slader

Slader is the art of timing, knowing when it is right to leave and return into someone’s life. The goal isn’t to change ones behavior, but to instead shape it around your behavior patterns. In other words, you are trying to get someone to think about you when you aren’t around them. Think about it as an analogy. You are a farmer who is growing crops. You have to plant the seeds in the present to reap the rewards in the future. This may be a fairly large investment, but that also means the potential payoff is larger. As a farmer, you aren’t just going to sit and watch the plant grow. You have other crops to grow on your farm, therefore you must know when to check in on the progress of the plant and adjust to the conditions surrounding it. You need to know when to water and fertilize your plant, until eventually it is ready to harvest. The key to slader, is knowing and believing it is always slader season no matter the circumstance.

"Bro what'd you do last night? you disappeared."

"Bro, Matray and I ran a quick pick 2 and sladered some smooth brains at double."

by Salderman Jones III March 3, 2020

booty slayer

A person who destroys all pieces of booty that comes his way. Regardless of how ugly or ratchet she is. The king of booty. Usually when he doesn't even try to slay bitches will hit up. He is the master of fucking bitches. He has a 3rd degree black belt in the art of slaying. It is a rare talent that not anyone can have.

Aye my friend John slays all the booty.
Really? How much booty?
Nigga he's the booty slayer.
Oh shit really? Can he teach me.

by Fucc Boi April 3, 2015

paid slavery

Work you don't like doing. The job you have sux and even though you get paid for it, its not much. You have to listen to some asshole all day to tell you what to do, where you can be doing more productive activities like for example banging your head against a wall.

I gotta go, time to perform some paid slavery for 8 hours.

by househonda December 7, 2009

Goblin Slayer

Goblin Slayer: A silver level adventurer from the anime and manga of the same name. Whom lost his family to Goblins and has spent his life training to kill just them.

He is often fighting alone but eventually gains a harem of likable women that all love him, but he only loves killing Goblins.

Bill: "Man that Goblin Slayer nigga is brutal"
Goblin Slayer fanboy: "He rids the world of the vermin known as Goblins. He is a hero"

by Goblin Slayer November 24, 2018

Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.

Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.

by Ian December 7, 2004