Skype Starfish

A skype starfish is a person who makes an offer to engage in mutual masturbation while on Skype but fails to meaningfully participate.
You can watch me bathe but I'm going to Skype starfish if you start wanking it.
by Puppy&Paru May 2, 2014
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Skype-dressed

(Adj) dressed professionally, looking good, but only from the waist up.
Sally looked nice skype-dressed for her online meeting; she could afford a nicer top because she no longer wore pants.
by Plato9983 August 18, 2020
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skype-bag

dangling one's male genitalia in front of the computer camera while skyping
I thought Bill had left the room, until he skype-bagged me.
by PosterNutBag86 July 19, 2012
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party skype

When people at a party skype somebody that's not at the party so that they can be part of the party. But the people at the party have to make it fun so it's like a party. The people at the party also have to want the person on skype to be at the party.
My brother was talking to his girlfriend and we jumped into his skype conversation yelling PARTY SKYPE!
by indecent kelly January 9, 2011
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Skype Thot

Shes basically a thot on skype and has little to no genital warts.This girl has more guys in her contacts than girls.Her profile pics consists of inappropriate selfies,Hentai pictures,and anything else regarding sex.She meets her men from various porn sites like Rule34,Redtube etc and then brings them to skype.In a skype call she will get naked or perform perverted jestures in front of strangers from different parts of the world she barely even knows on the internet to have cybersex with them.She would go as far as meeting up with them to have sexual relations with them In Real Life if they are close.
Person:I know who princessblarity is.I should go holla at her.
Person 2: Naw man shes a Skype Thot.Plus shes fat.
by PrincessBLARITY November 26, 2016
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Skype-Beers

A Skype-Beers is when you video conference your friends on Skype and everyone on the call drink beers.
I did a Skype-Beers with my buddies yesterday.
by Gamleur84 October 30, 2013
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skype gf

A woman that you met on skype, who likes you for your personality as well as your ability to sext her like a pro.
"I can't come over to your house, I just got this skype gf to talk to."

"My skype gf is driving me nuts, she always wants to sext but I'm running out of material."
by MysteryMan96700 January 8, 2014
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