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Spooky scary skeletons

Spooky, scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

Spooky, scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek

We're so sorry, skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should

'Cause spooky, scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be

Spirits supernatural
Are shy, what's all the fuss?
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious

Spooky, scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane

Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky, scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo
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Polly Skelton

A girl that barely uttereth a word, frigid sexually, generally devoid of half decent conversation. (Polly Skelton is a real person, i'm just using this word now to describe frigid girls) >_<
"Its like pulling teeth talking to that wee tart, shes a Polly Skelton."

"That was a fuckin' disaster, that bird i met was an awkward fucker, shes a Polly"


'Percy': "So... what sort of things are you into, Polly?"

Polly: "ummmm....Music."

'Percy': "Oh right, any favourite bands?"

Polly: "ummm...Enter Shikari...Aphex twin."

'Percy': Niceone....
by The King of NooNarnia October 16, 2008
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skeletor

A person with a massive face lift surgery.
Her tits maybe melons, but above she's a skeletor.
by Ljuk October 7, 2007
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Skeleton account

An account created on a website soley for reaping the benefits of said website. Usually only contains the bare minimum of account information needed to successfully create an account.
Friend: You got a facebook?

Me: Yeah, but I don't accept friend requests; it's just a skeleton account.

Friend: Then why do you even have it?

Me: So I can still see my favorite pages without the hassle of reading crappy posts from people I don't really care about.
by tanya6k June 5, 2015
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skeleton music

did you hear that skeleton music on the radio?
by Cocyx_the_skeleton December 18, 2019
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Skeleton Videos

Pro Gamer famous and better then eli. Very smart best youtuber
by Skeleton Videos April 21, 2022
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the skeleton finger

A sex move that involves three people. Two are engaged in the act of intercourse, and a third parties "dead arm" is used to jerk, stroke, bate, bang, blast or jiggle one of the two person's genitals during the act of sex. The third partner is just a hand donor and seeks no rewards.
Miles, your arm is needed for a finger blasting at 12p pacific standard time. Please come to our house, pre-dead armed and ready to award the skeleton finger.
by salt daddy October 24, 2014
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