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"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
Skeet by Honkey tonk the druid October 8, 2019

skeet shooter

A guy who loves to ejaculate/cum on people or things.
skeet shooter by RandomGuy March 28, 2005

skeet job 

noun
1 an unfortunate situation, occurrence, or event that does not go as planned
2 a descriptor for a cheap and disastrous event that can be laughed at
"Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken tonight."
"What a fucking skeet job!"

"My entire night was a giant skeet job; we got caught saran wrapping that bitch's car and had to hide from the cops in the bushes."
skeet job by JELMS January 19, 2010

skeet skeet bandit 

A sexual bandit, not unlike Glenn Quagmire from "Family Guy." A skeet skeet bandit is known for his desire to hook up with females, skeet i.e. ejaculate on them, and then disappear.
-Yo herbs, whatd u do last night?
-Mayne i knutted on this hoes face, then took off.
-The skeet skeet bandit strikes again.
skeet skeet bandit by sensimillia October 9, 2008

skeet burrito 

When you use the sheets that the hotel supplies you with. They're clean but at some point they were used and had skeet stains, you then wrap yourself in a burrito or sleeping bag form, thus you are the skeet burrito.

When you forget your pillow and blanket and use the ones from the hotel.
John's got himself all wrapped up and cozy in that skeet burrito.