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Sanitary towel

Things that us girls have to wear on our periods.
They have the most horrifically embarassing adverts, one of them involves a sanitary towel on a bucking bronco, and another on a rollercoaster.
Eeem, is that a sanitary towel? On a ROLLERCOASTER?
by Cucucji February 21, 2011
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sanitorium

The frothy mixture of lube, come and fecal matter that is left over after anal sex.
"oh no! We got sanitorium all over my brand new Martha Stewart sheets!"
by Melissa October 28, 2003
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Shnit

A polite or funnier way of saying the word "Shit" that sounds like it but inst.
"Holy shnit she got a fat ass!"
by Uranium Bullets April 13, 2009
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Shnitzels

Another word for "SHIT."
But Stolen From Restaurant Wienerschnitzel.
WHAT THE SHNITZELS?!
by AnonymousLALA May 12, 2009
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Sanitary Supply Shortage

The ultimate downfall of mankind. The Sanitary Supply Shortage, refers to a shortage in the availability of toilet paper, tissues, paper towels, or in some cases, even leaves.

Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Examples of Sanitary Supply Shortages:

Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.

Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
by Sampzky April 15, 2010
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Shnitzels

Temporarily used to cover the "s" word.
Teacher: "Class we have a Pop Quiz today".
Student: " Holy Sh.. Shnitzels"
by In your closet February 26, 2011
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Sanity extractor

The head band most Middle Eastern men wear when they are doing dumb things in the desert. Also known as "aqal choos" in urdu and punjabi.
Habibi: lets make love to a camel!!!

John: wtf dude, remove that sanity extractor before making such plans....
by mrhash101 November 16, 2011
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