Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

by hezza08 February 23, 2009

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

A threat to be taken very seriously.
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan

What will you do about it

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

You wouldn't dare

oh yeah (gets out rake)

what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH

by Alex07169 August 16, 2010

Fuck me sideways on toast

When being fucked sideways just isn't enough

Doctor: Sorry But you have Herpes
John: Fuck me sideways on toast!

by TMB94squared October 11, 2009

sidewayswise

adj.
1. The mental state of being both confused and uncertain.
2. To see both sides of an argument equally; neither for nor against.

Ok, you lost me there, I'm sidewayswise right now.

by Arthur G. April 21, 2005

Sideways Seagulls

Fancy term for {curly brackets}

Teacher: Mm, yes, just be sure to use your sideways seagulls when using set-builder notation.

by tills November 25, 2013

Sidewayser

When your more sideways then the person that came at you sideways

Don't come at me sideways cause I can be sidewayser

by Thearkangelgrim July 3, 2017

sideway milkshake

The act of laying a thick milf on her side and pouring milk all over her body while slapping her with your penis.

I'm going to Sideway Milkshake your mom tonight.

by The burning bush December 19, 2017