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silicon valley sober

when someone is sober but still takes adderall
jim: want to go get a drink after work?
john: no i'm silicon valley sober now
by lexi3467 April 20, 2025
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Silicon Valley Steamer

Taking a dump in someone's PC. Usually as an office prank.

The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.
"Did you hear Jim got fired"

"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."
by RazorRay May 29, 2015
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silicone sailor

(n) 1. a woman with breast implants that goes thru boyfriends, looking for love, like a sailor goes thru rum on an all night binge. Usually due to a complex matrix of self-confidence, immaturity, promiscuity, and daddy issues.
-OMG, did you hear about (name)?

she cheated on her boyfriend.

--Again?! She kept sayin to me that this is the one.

- I know, right. They were together for like ever.

She changed after the operation.

-Ya, she's such a silicone sailor.
by Azn_707 February 6, 2010
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Silicone Valley

The chest area between a plastic bimbo’s tits. The tits being the two silicone mountains that make up that valley.
You see that bimbo slut over there? I Motorboated her silicone valley!
by DeezB1gNutz@b1gd1cCum.com August 24, 2023
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Silicon Valley Speedball

A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.
“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”

“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”
by Erect Cactus July 18, 2022
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Nylon and Silicone

“Dude have u seen those two loving sex birds? It’s like nylon and silicone!?
by vvap April 19, 2022
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silicone rodeo

When a person with a vagina engages in masturbation atop a silicone dong. Suction cup and flat surface preferred, but not required.
I'm so tired. I spent all night at the silicone rodeo.
by X52495the2nd June 12, 2018
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