Dick Shift

The act of giving a handjob to the person in the passenger seat while driving a car. Thus creating the act of dick shifting.

Joey: Aw dude Tina gave me the perfect dick shift last week. She didn't even crash the car!

Maxx: Lucky, I've only gotten to second base with my girl!

by whocouldibethatisgivingthedef June 24, 2011

Stick shift Confession

The act of admitting to lewd acts performed within the confines of a vehicle.

Kim and John had sexual intercourse in Johns' car, this is their stick shift confession.

by TUNEMOD3 April 16, 2014

Paddle Shifters

The luxury of a girl having big titties.

TLC said my sister had great paddle shifters.

by Howifeltersnatch May 13, 2017

Glen Shift

When a driver (Usually A Glen) shifts down a gear without rev-matching causing the car to move in a jerking motion.

That Glen shift was awful. I think I got whiplash...

by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020

Shift and drift

On a night out shifting (making out with) another person and then moving along to find another potential tounge-dancing dancer

Man 1: Oi Spegsy, did you stick with that blonde bird last night? She was quality kipper!

Man 2: Nah mate, left her pretty quickly, out on the shift and drift, you know.

by Dpeirl May 2, 2011

shiftone

A humorous thing to stick at the end of a long list of exclamation marks, mixed in with 1's. n00bs often put lots of exclamation marks at the end of their statement. Sometimes they let go of the shift key partway through, ending up with "!!!111!!" instead of "!!!!!!!!". So people started making fun of that by actually typing out "SHIFTONE".

OMG my brain hurts!!!11!!!11!SHIFTONE!111!

by Mark Pettit October 26, 2005

graveyard shift

to work overnight, to work at midnight ending at sunrise.

i worked graveyard shift at fedex for 2 years

by skaterjack October 5, 2006