shifty fucktard

When there is someone you can't stand the sight of, acting suspicious in your vicinity

I hate that shifty fucktard he better get tae fuck

by Dharvtko February 26, 2014

shifty shafts

A group of men that all talk about Fortnite and getting girlfriends, even though most of them haven't hit puberty yet.

Person 1: Wow, all those guys are single!
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.

by Quirble May 24, 2018

Shifty

A Shifty is a person that thinks he's the best, blames other people for his mistakes and doesn't understand that people do not always have time for him of things he's busy with. He generally gets mad at the people he doesn't understand.

Me: Hey, I can't make it tonight, sorry. (For let's say: Battlefield clan war)
Shifty: Then just don't come back idiot, we don't even need you anyways.
Friend: Why does he have to be such a Shifty?

by PoisonousCarrot November 18, 2013

shafty

a word describing something that is positive in nature. Synonyms include: cool, sweet, awesome etc. Derived from Shaft, possibly the coolest motherfucker around.

"How was the movie last night?"

"It was so damn shafty! Constant rampage, and explosions!"

by Squeezie May 17, 2006

shifty

shifty--

a woman who is a homewrecker and likes to hit on "bill wish"...often likes to use questionable manuevers in getting what she wants from other people.

Shifty, you wild thing, you totally stole "Hank's" beach house!!!!!!!

by sheshuba January 6, 2008

Shifty

1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.

Also see people who can walk on water

OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!

Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.

Shifty, will you marry me?

by Sal July 20, 2004

Shifty

1.A person, (usually male) that instantly causes alarm when they appear in a room. Usually seen in black, grey, or variety of cammo patterns. Should not be trusted.
2.A strange aura of energy that follows a person. Nothing is obvious, but all get the feeling that something is odd. Everyone IDs the person on sight.
3.Jim K.

1. Look at that Shifty character overthere
2. Shifty? Oh, I know who you mean
3. Shut up Shifty

by Shifty July 1, 2004