One Two, Buckle my Shoe

A meme that became popular on TikTok in Early April because of a video that generated a lot of attention and started the trend.

The whole TikTok trend goes like this:
"One, Two, Buckle my Shoe.

Three, Four, Buckle Some Moreeeee.
Five, Six, Nike Kicks!"

Yo, Yo Bro Come Over Here.

Come Over Here.
Check Out My Shoes,
They're the brand new...

One Two, Buckle my Shoe...

by ThatDragonixVR April 28, 2023

Shoe

A person that is still in the closet, like a shoe.

Is he gay?
Idk probably I think he's a shoe.

by Enomised October 21, 2016

shoe clerk

Military insult used primarily in the Air Force to describe services, personnel, finance and other support staff. This term is primarily used by aviators. It is more limited than the Army equivalent "pogue", in that not all non-combat, non-flying airmen are labeled as shoe clerks.

"We can't carry loaded weapons anymore because some f***ing shoe clerk is afraid we'll accidentally shoot ourselves."

"That retard shoe clerk got on my case about not having my PT shirt tucked in."

by KING-of-Iraq December 15, 2008

tie my shoe

The act of getting down on one knee and performing a blow job.
Particularly between two men.

While walking in the woods one day...
Ben: "Can someone tie my shoe?"
Sam (male): "SSHHHHHURE!"

by For Michaela, haha December 6, 2009

shoe poo

Dog, or other, poo stepped in by your shoe.

I took my dog for a walk and stepped into his crap, and it stuck to my shoe, shoe poo.

by rockman49 December 30, 2011

shiny shoe

If you want to replace "shit" word by more appropriate one.

I don't give a sh... shiny shoe of this.

by KermitsRhyme November 29, 2015

the mighty shoe

a fictional shoe that does virtually anyting that was featured in a spoof Billy Mayes video created by thegoldentones on youtube.com

Hey man my pencil just broke can i borrow your mighty shoe?

"Mom were out of soap" "So just use the mighty shoe" "oh yea"

Did you get the new ipod touch?
No man I use the mighty shoe it has over 10,000 uses.

by thegoldentones July 4, 2009