Blue Shoulder

The product of being teased with a shoulder massage, and then never receiving said massage.

‎"You still owe me a massage!"-Person 1
"What do I owe you a massage?!"Person 2
"Well you told me you were gonna give me one, so you teased me, ..... you SO blue shouldered me!"-Person 1

by PseudoGinger May 31, 2011

Glass Shoulder

The shoulder of a person that is made of glass. Particularly one that is prone to dislocation on mild impact with water / other objects.

Jeeezz...Harry's Glass Shoulder shattered when he hit the water! Now its all dislocated and ting.

by digital_rebel September 7, 2011

the shoulder stand

Your girl lies on her back and you kneel in front of her. She Wrap her legs around you and you lift her up so you can enter her. You support her with one arm under her back while she puts her weight on your shoulders, as you thrusts in and out of her.

Her-" last night we tried something new called The shoulder stand".
Her friend-" was it good?"
Her-"it was incredible!"

by Mexican genius July 15, 2015

Moldy Shoulder

The Moldy Shoulder, commonly referred to as the Moldy Shouldy, is waiting for someone to fall asleep and then ejaculating on their shoulder without waking or alerting them in the morning.

"Dude my girl stole a handful of my fries yesterday, so I gave her a fucking Moldy Shoulder!"

by DaSoullessOne July 8, 2019

Thrown off your shoulder

To (be) ignore(d by) someone or to (be) disregard(ed) after seemingly pleasant conversation.

I dont want to be thrown off your shoulder, kate, i thought everyrhing was going good.

by uwishyouwereME August 15, 2015

Mouse Shoulder

Pain in the shoulder from overuse of the mouse while operating a computer.

I have been working on the computer so much that my mouse shoulder is really hurting.

by 00NKB6211289 April 15, 2009

shoulder narrows

The best friggin a capella group in the universe!

Your in Shoulder Narrows? You are so totally rugged! I wish you were my boyfriend!

by Liam's Main Skweez April 10, 2005