Shmick Shmack

The best person for all situations, only someone truly amazing and extraordinary can be considered Shmick Shmack

It’s Shmick Shmack!! Wow, you’re amazing!!

by Swag Daddy Dorett August 12, 2022

Oot ma shmack

To be out your face on drugs (usually ecstasy)

‘Aw mate a was oot ma shmack after a took that eccie on the weekend’

by GlegsaJunkie August 7, 2018

fit shaced

When a noob who can't hold his liquor is incredibly shit faced.

shit faced
noob

Brian: "Dude, Steven's shit faced."
Steven: "I am so shit faced, I'm incredibly shit faced and you guys don't even know how fit shaced I really am."
Alex: "Dude, you just said 'fit shaced', I guess I'm fit shaced."
Steven: "No, only a noob can be fit shaced. Thats why I'm so fucking fit shaced."

by High Class S. Ernst April 17, 2006

Shmackel

Mr. Jiggledaddy, Rumple foreskin, the one-eyed monster, your COCK!!!!!! (Can also be used as an insult to describe a dumbass.)

"Hey baby, wanna ride my shmackel?"
"Look at that shmackel there, what a dumb ass"

by Jayden November 2, 2003

Shmake

Shmake: to smack or slap hard but not to hard.

Watch your mouth i will shmake you.

by THE GUY WITH ANSWERS February 16, 2010

Shmate

A way of saying Shit mate

Why didn't you invite me to the party, you're a shmate

by Biebeffect February 5, 2017

Momma Shmack

When a 700 + pound, African American man breaks down your front door and proceeds to punch your mother in the face so hard that she crashes thru the nearest wall.

" Man !! Did you see Big Brian fuck that bitch up?"
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."

by Bel Aire Beeryan April 8, 2010