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Sex Sheets

A pair of sheets you specifically put on top of the bed prior to sex to avoid later sleeping in your own jizz. There are no specifications of sex sheets, though they mainly a light color to mask sex juice.

Also helps pass black light tests.
Hey What the Fuck, friends don't let friends sleep in other friends Jizz..... No worries, I had the sex sheets on first
by Iwontblackout January 4, 2012
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Cum stain on the sheet of life

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.
Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.
by Muffu September 14, 2009
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Shaytards

The concept began in March of 2009, when Shay's viewers were complaining that he wasn't posting videos very often, and Shay began to feel bad. As sort of a "punishment", he decided to post a video everyday for a month, and if he missed a day, he would delete his famous Shaycarl channel. It became a year. Which became just everyday.

Through watching the videos, we learn many things about the Tards. Shay and his wife, nicknamed Katilette (or mommytard) have 4 children. For security reasons, Shay and Katilette do not purposley let out their childrens names, so they are given "tard" names. The oldest child is Sontard who is six, five year old Princesstard, three year old Babytard, and the newest edition, two month old Rocktard. They also have a dog named Malachi.

These videos have become part of many people's daily life, and routine. Many of their videos have delt with serious issues, like when Princesstard realized that someday she was going to die. Or when Rocktard was born. We've seen them all laugh, cry, scream, but what sets them apart from most families is how close they are. They are always laughing and having fun with each other, and they love each other more than anything in the world.
Mike: Yoo, did you see the new Shaytards video?

Carol: No! What happened?

Mike: Sontard fell off his bike and landed on babytard!

Carol: No way! I'll have to watch when I get home!
by aveykins August 22, 2010
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sheltered

A person who has been secluded from the darkness and evils of the world. Such as war, murder, suicide, abuse, cutting, rape, amputees, disease, drug abuse, gangsters and mafias.

A person who is sheltered is usually naive, likely religious, and does not know how the world works in reality.

Sheltering your children is a terrible thing and unrecommended. It promotes unawareness and makes them more vulnerable to be taken advantage of by corrupt, evil and manipulative people.
The majority of people in America are pathetically sheltered.
by not found [Error 404] November 16, 2010
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A phenomena for whatever kind ofimage, that a man or woman appear in public to be gay, but are actually straight in their personal life. Is it to empathize with the oppressed? Or just to be the heppest "mui cool" person around. A sexual poser.
Sally- Kyle is such a fine lookin' man... too bad he's gay, sigh.

Mary- no, I can tell you a very different story, he is gay in the streets, straight in the sheets.
by Alpino July 20, 2010
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Sheetal

one who stresses excessively and reacts to said stress by overworking herself and never sleeping. She's really nice and smart, though.
Man, I'm really worried about Sheetal. She's stressing way too much and never sleeps.
by soccerdude0013 October 23, 2011
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Sheetz

A convenience store/fast food restaurant found mostly in the western half of Pennsylvania. It's like a 7-11 but you can order food like hot dogs, hamburgers, and my personal favorite Sheetz "Garlic Fryz".
"Dude, let's go to Sheetz and get some hot dogs and frys!"
by Mike Kreckel August 10, 2005
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