Shark

v. To knowingly hook up with a girl who rightfully should be hooking up with somebody else
To steal a girl from another guy.

n. A guy who regularly steals girls that others guys bring around

Did you see that girl that Jim brought with him last night?

Yea I guess Pete sharked her, I saw her leaving his place this morning.

by jaws32303 August 11, 2009

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Another name we like to use in reference to Po-Po, or Police. They drive around all slow, hide in the dark, and wait for unsuspecting prey to go by. Then they dart out after them, chase them down, and completely ruin their day by giving them a stupid ticket for something.

"Man, watch out, there's a Shark over there, parked around the corner. Slow down..."

by Shelbykitty March 06, 2009

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everyones' new favorite way of expressing any emotion, by simply making a ><^>, it can mean sad, angry, depressed, happy, anything.

friend: you just missed the new south park
ry: SHARKS ><^>
><^> ><^>
><^>
ry: oh well it will be on for another 5 days in a row.

by ryryyrryyryr November 08, 2005

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A person who cracked a joke no one laughed at.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was amazing.

Shark: Your mom was amazing last night too.

Guy #2: Shark.

Dude #1: Your gay.

Shark: Your dad is gay.

Dude #2: Shark.

by The Jock 17 August 09, 2010

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