Shane

A little autistic retard that never pays attention. He always makes jokes at the worst time possible. He can never control his stupidity and tells you to laugh when his joke doesn't quite hit the mark.
Oh great, Shane is making shitty jokes again
by Some dude with an attitude February 5, 2019
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Shane

A slang for the act of wanting to kick someone in the teeth repetitively
That dude pissed me off so I shaned him really good
by Mr tranny on a mission June 10, 2018
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Shane

It is a person who lacks in leadership roles. Most of them fancy beards however they look like a hipster crossed between a metro-sexual lumberjack and a tall tree. They often prefer to the power bottom in relationships. Their nemesis tend to narcissistic.
"Dude that guy Shane is a shitty Lead."
by BackDoorPoker June 16, 2016
mugGet the Shanemug.

Shane

It is a person who lacks in leadership roles. Most of them fancy beards however they look like a hipster crossed between a metro-sexual lumberjack and a tall tree. They often prefer to the power bottom in relationships. Their nemesis tends to be narcissistic.
"Dude that guy Shane is a shitty Lead."
by BackDoorPoker June 16, 2016
mugGet the Shanemug.

Shane

Shane's are typically seemingly sweet men who will trick you into falling for them, but they eventually break your heart and ruins your life. Shane's also have smallish members and are notorious shower-dodgers
by KatKat130 January 30, 2014
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Shane

Absolute ugly cunt with a head like a retarded frog. He has the smallest penis known to man and can not fuck bitches if he paid them.
What an ugly fuck. Must be a shane
by Dyldo89 February 22, 2015
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Shane

Shane a ass hole who will leave you with nothing but his children he will lie and steal he is a over all bad person with a bad personality
Girl: dad Shane got me pregnant and I can’t find him

Father: that’s because that is what Shane’s do
by Ragnorak229 July 31, 2019
mugGet the Shanemug.

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