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Seth

The biggest soccer try-hard you will ever see.
A science wiz-kid with a bunsen-burner for a heart.
An absolute gamer, the Italian man who invented the world-renowned video game 'Minecraft'.

The only one you'll need at your BBQ.
"Hey Kelly, who's that crucified on the cross, Jesus?"

"No Kelly you dumb-ass, it's Seth".

"Hey can you pass the Ketchup Seth?"
"Of course dad, I'm the only one at your BBQ".
by Sunburntpickle August 4, 2019
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Seth

A guy who is annoying and stupid and pretty much anything that means those 2 adjectives
Seth is dumb
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Seth

a fairly smart guy who always procrastinates and uses his friends to get work done
Person 1: Hey, look at that kid always copying his friend's work!
Person 2: Oh, that's Seth
by i'manamazinguy May 20, 2017
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Seth

Seth is a fuckin bitch, fuck you seth
by Gayeth March 4, 2018
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Seth

One who's stories are far taller than his short status.

No matter what you've done he's done it twice as fast, twice as good, and three times cooler.

His ego usually overshadows his stature, which is typically on the shorter side of the spectrum.
You: Hey man, I just got into a car wreck. :(

Seth: Man! That's nothing! Just last week I got into 5 car wrecks at the same time AND I did a barrel roll, while banging this chick she was totally hot. ;)

You: You're short. *walk away*
by The Good Neighbors February 27, 2009
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Seth

Seth: A Seth is a sloth that is slow in the brain
Bro, Seth is way behind us what should we do?
by Devildog69 July 10, 2019
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Seth

Gay is seth
by poiyr October 9, 2018
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