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Scrump

Scrump

to eat something you know is going to be delicious.

Scrumpy

the feeling of being hungry and needing to scrump
Hey I'm feeling kinda Scrumpy, wanna get tacos

those tacos were so Scrump.
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SCRUMP

Both the antonym and synonym of "Slack", to wit the Bob Dobbs definition. Scrump involves and refuses all definitions of liturgy. One may not possess any level of Scrump if one professes to have obtained Scrump.

"I Scrump therefore I have no Scrump" - Rene Descartes
You, sir, are benefitted by no Scrump whatsoever
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Scrump n’ clutch

In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.
Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!
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scrump

"Scared to Bump" - meaning he one doesnt like sexual intercourse
im so scrumped that even when she took off her clothes i did nothing.
by Spencer Searcy June 2, 2003
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Scrump

When something is just so tasty like scrumptious but short.
That potato was scrump.
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scrump

humping in a scumpily way
i scrumped your mom so hard last night i scrumped on my shoes
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Scrump

Scrump

Noun
1 short for scrumptious, very delicious
2 absolutely anything, anywhere or anyone. Scrump can be a neighbor or their house or the neighborhood the live in. It could be the food they are eating and the shit they deficate. Or the act of feeding their shit to the people they kidnapped in their basement. So it's a verbal.
1: Guy 1* "yo this BBQ horse ass is scrump"
Guy 2* "damn right it is scrump dude"
2 "go get that scrump"
"Pick a bale of scrump"
"This new scrump I be smokin is gas"
That sum great scrump
by Trumpsfather June 19, 2018
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