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Paradigm Scrambler

Not having a consistant schedule. the term was coined by Morbid Angel guitarist Trey Azagthoth.
"The motto of a paradigm scrambler is 'daytime, nighttime, all primed, continuum time.' One day a paradigm scrambler might wake up at 1pm. The next day he might sleep til 10pm. Or he might stay up for 3 days straight playing videogames being an umberhulk."
Paradigm Scrambler by iak sakkath October 24, 2009
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Scramblette 

Too many damn eggs in a scramblette.
Scramblette by Line cook April 15, 2011

scrambled beg on toast 

Omg her picture of in hostpital is so scrambled beg on toast

scrambled ginger

Used to call someone a nigger because “ginger” rearranged is nigger. This term can also be used to describe a black ginger.
See him? Yes, the brown carrot top over there. He’s a scrambled ginger.

Making Scrambled Eggs 

Intercourse resulting in pregnancy; The mixing of male sperm and female eggs, causing a fetus to form.
"Did you hear that Brad And Stacey where making scrambled eggs last week?"

"Yep! It must have been a real shock to Stacy's parents when they found out she was pregnant"

Scrabblemate

When a relationship is ended or stalled and the only form of communicarion between the two parties is spelling love playing scrabble on line. Mating through random letters and not phrases or sentences.

A former partner one loved where one can't fully let go.
Your best friend says, "don't loose hope, you can communicate any word as scrabblemates."

Bases loaded, we are playing scrabble together and no longer only scrabblemates.
Scrabblemate by Snapstupidity October 4, 2013

Scrambie Eggs 

Scrambie Eggs is a more polite way to refer to the process in which sperm coagulates when it comes into contact with water.
I was in the shower, and when I ejaculated on my hand and tried to wash it off, I got scrambie eggs all over me.
Scrambie Eggs by Thegohan December 11, 2010