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Scotland

The homeland of the junkies, neds and pedos of the world. It was once voted the most beautiful country in the world (for some reason?). The capital of scotland is Edinburgh.
"Where are you from"
"Im from Scotland"
by Happnin555 October 4, 2018
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Penelope Scotland Disk

Verb. The act of conceiving a child while making a pornographic video. Most common with Kardashians and other untalented celebrities. Can also be abbreviated PSD for short.
John and Sally agreed to make a porno together, however two weeks later Sally missed her period. It was clear that she had Penelope Scotland Disked with John.

Yo man, did you hear about Frank? He PSDed. He doesn't know how he is going to afford the kid either. His penis is so small no one will buy his pornos.
by Shantyshan July 11, 2012
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Shotland

A person that can shot alcohol like its water. Hard liquor only, as cheap as you like. Bartons preferred.
That girl was drinking Bartons like she came from Shotland.
by Shotland August 13, 2010
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Scotland

Small grey country, full of greasy, bitter, uncultured scum. Construct an identity for themselves as 'tough', despite being a nation of wife beaters, and talk about little else but their perceived superiority to the English. Small penis, much?
"I love my country, and I love my buck-toothed, car-thieving, Buckfast-drinking thick-as-pig-shit countrymen. Go Scotland!"
by Dennis Hopper December 9, 2008
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hamilton, scotland

I've been born an raised here for 24 years of my life, Its my hometown and it fucking rules. There aint a lot of nice areas according to people but I grew up in 'the jungle' area of burnbank and witnessed a lot of violence through gangs, drugs and booze, can u name a town in the world that don't have this shit gowing down? Anyway the 'bad' places are eddlewood,fairhill,laighstonehall,hillhouse,burnbank,whitehill, the glebe and auld town. I know families who have grew up in each of these places and yeah there is a lot of alcoholics, addicts and violence its a part of life u just get on with it. When u tell people your from e/wood or fairhill they automaticly assume u gonna rob them or something, so if any of you people read this go back to your yuppie life and shut the fuck up, but if you say your from high earnock or silvertonhill then people think your a fucking boy scout or some shit! the fuck is up with that?
Well in closing I want to say that hamilton is my town and I'm fucking proud of it, I was born raised and will die in this bitch! And I'm grateful that this is were my mother raised me, I love the friends I have and miss the ones I've lost, this is the place to be.

Peace out motherfuckers, keep calm and chive on.
by mcweed July 21, 2012
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Scotlyn

The person who you think is a girl at first, but when you pull down her skirt, her 12 inch massive horse cock slaps you in the face.

Its probably bigger than yours
“Kapposh,” is the sound of scotlyns horse cock slapping your face
by Ilovemyself2128394 May 11, 2020
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Scottland

Is a physical anomaly that takes form of a land plane that doesn't appear on maps
"Scottland is not a real country you are just an English man in a dress"(tf2 soldier)
by PyroPlayz November 22, 2021
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