spam satchel

Another name for a vagina

That girl I shagged last night must have been round the block, cos she had a proper baggy spam satchel

by trisbonky February 21, 2021

Jostle my satchel

Jostling someone's satchel is when you really mess with someone's chi; their general vibe. The "satchel" represents all the things they've setup in their personal space and you're just jostling it.

I like John but all he does when he comes over is jostle my satchel.

by Aashe October 05, 2017

Secret Satchel

A hidden stash of something fire. A hidden bowl or 2.

You should like, bust out that secret satchel man. It'd be fire.

by J - donealottadro June 24, 2007

Furry Satchel

Vagina.

After sucking on my love spuds she grabbed my pork sword and slid it into her furry satchel.

by Just-in Jizzed-out December 05, 2010

teste-satchels

a slang word created by brit spaniard to describe balls of the male species.

when i was growing up i thought boys had two seperate teste-sachels!

by Marcie December 01, 2004

Satchel Gyat Pics

Hi Satchel!

Hi Satchel!

Satchel Gyat Pics.

by Levi, Pablo, Satchel. November 07, 2024

Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

by TMoneyID January 30, 2011