Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

Satchel de douche by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

queef satchel 

When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye

“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”

queef satchel by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018

Satchel

HE IS A BITCHASS NIGGA

UUHH IM SATCHEL UHH I"M SO GAY

Satchel by LICKME.it September 25, 2019

Stink satchel

An unwashed vagina.

She managed to squeeze four snits out of her stink satchel before the age of 21.

Stink satchel by Moira Faulds January 29, 2020

Satchel

An underrated as fuck guitar gem! (aka Russ Parrish)

"Satchel is more talented than a good portion of extremely praised guitarists"

Satchel by Lavvender4 May 8, 2020

spam satchel 

Another name for a vagina

That girl I shagged last night must have been round the block, cos she had a proper baggy spam satchel

spam satchel by trisbonky February 20, 2021

spam satchel 

Another term for lady parts

She wasn't shy in showing me her spam satchel

spam satchel by trisbonky February 27, 2021