sandy tunnel

When you're getting a blow job on the beach and the person giving head involuntarily puts a sandy finger in the rectum of the person they are blowing.

"Hey, it wasn't cool last night when you gave me that 'sandy tunnel' without asking permission."

by hmh4820 October 29, 2014

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Sandy Dolphin

While engaging in coitus on the beach or in the desert, the man "pulls out" and sticks his member into the sand, thus having the sand stick to it. He then reinserts it into his partner.

"I was banging Demetrius on the beach and then he stuck his dick in the sand and then back into me! That asshole gave me a sandy dolphin!"

by Sandy Dolphin Giver August 6, 2008

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Sandy Vagina

When somebody is cranky for a reason that does not seem to be sufficiently bad enough to bitch about.

"He got a really sandy vagina over getting a cold."

by Mike July 9, 2003

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sandy koufax

Greatest lefty pitcher of all time, played for LA Dodgers in 1960's. career ERA is lower than Snoop Dogg's sperm count.

"Sandy Koufax is the greatest lefty of all time. And he's an honorary member of the Jew-Unit, with Shawn Green and Brad Ausmus!"

by E-Man December 19, 2003

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sandy hook

1. A colloquial name for the 2012 shooting of a Connecticut elementary school of the same name.

2. Also used as a verb to mean "To shoot up this fucking school", and if you hear that kid everyone's mean to say that, run. NOW.

1: Sandy Hook was a very tragic event that sparked a debate about gun control in the US. (Personally, I think the US has really permissive gun control laws, but you have your opinions, I'll have mine)
2. Adam: Okay, that's it! I'm about to sandy hook this fucking school!
Brad: RUN!!!
(*cue screaming, chopper shots*)

(*silence*)

by theweirdogirlwithaspergers August 22, 2016

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