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Tokyo Sandblaster

Where one shoves graded grounded down stones (of various assortment) up their rectum, for a standard business day to build up chunks of fecal sediment, after which they have sexual butt intercourse with another
I've got crust down south, could use a tokyo sandblaster.

Oh Tokyo sand blast me baby

You are a sandblaster master!
by The sandblaster master November 11, 2010
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tokyo sandblaster

ice cold handjobs often sold in groups of 3 for 5k
for the perfect tokyo sandblaster she put her hands deep in the bucket of ice til they became optimal tempature for some ice cold handjobs
by ice cold handjobs November 12, 2010
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tokyo sandblaster

Proper noun: After drying one's penis to the point of near rash, mount from behind and thrust sexually. Upon climax scream "It's Godzilla!" Over and over
Conan: Dude, I gave this girl a Tokyo sandblaster last night!
Jeffrey: Well did you even have the decency to take her out for an egg roll after?
by The Forgotten Hobbit November 13, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act involving blowing uncooked white rice into a partner's anus with a straw.
He's so whipped he even let her give him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by pleezel23 November 11, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of having sex on each of the four bases of a baseball field.
I just got done performing the Tokyo sandblaster on that bitch at Coor's Field.
by vinny88 November 11, 2010
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tokyo sandblaster

when your fucking a girl at the beach and you pull out, jizz in her face and then throw sand at her face, making the sand stick to the jizz
by 22 highgate November 11, 2010
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tokyo sandblaster

When a red haired man styles his pubic hair into a pompadour, shaves his testicles to the form of a beard, and proceeds to have intercourse with a overweight lady's belly button.
Dude, last night I busted the tokyo sandblaster on that fat bitch Cindy!
by FudgePackah November 11, 2010
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